"What the hell is Guy Fawkes Day?"
"Wow, you are a blithering idiot."
"Okay, and what the hell is Guy Fawkes Day?
"Duh... the English were so happy that their stupid king didn't die by assassination that they threw a big party."
"Umm... Party?"
"Yeah... Party. They caught a guy, his name was Guy"
"Ha! Ha ha ha. Really?"
"Yeah. He was guarding a bunch of gun powder that was supposed to be used to kill the king, but it didn't work. So the Parliament said, You must party."
"Cool. What kind of party?"
"Bonfire, fireworks, burning straw look alikes.."
"WHAT?"
"Idiot. Effigy, its a something that looks like something. In this case a scarecrow if you will that looks like the Guy. Fawkes.
"... Ha Ha Ha... That's only witty in writing."
"Shut up. Idiot."
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